Beware The Infinite Loop Webcast...

How many times can a news reporter say Hairy Balls on tv? More than you'd ever imagine.

All The McBain Clips Put together Actually Make Up A Movie...

So Someone realized that when you take all the McBain movie clips in Simpsons episodes, you actually get a short movie with a storyline. Awesome. UPDATE - So it looks like the goons at Fox had the clip taken down. Idiots.

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God, I Hope This Is Real

In 1974, a season ticket holder wrote the Cleveland Browns to complain about fans throwing paper airplanes. The letter, seen here is written by a lawyer without a sense of humor, and is arguably threatening in tone. The response, seen here, written by the stadium's general counsel, is brief and to the point. (The fact that Art Modell is cc'd at the bottom is a bonus)

From Clevescene.com

Need A Halloween Costume? Buy The Creepy As Hell One From The Snickers Commercial. Now.

Snickers has donated the costume used in this unusually creepy commercial for a charity auction to benefit Feeding America. The lucky winner gets the costume overnighted to them on Friday morning. Last time I checked, the bid was $300. This damn commercial never fails to make me uneasy.

33 Men. 91 Degrees. No Running Water. 69 Days. You do the math.

All Kidding Aside...

Shitty Traffic This Morning Caused By Shittier Band

At the height of rush hour on one of the most congested roads in America, three walking abortions decided to block 3 lanes of traffic to give an impromptu concert on top of a truck. "Imperial Stars", possibly the best ironic name for the crappiest band in the universe, sang their horrible, will-never-be-a-hit-song, "Traffic Jam 101". Fuck. You.

Douchebags Everywhere

Improv Everywhere has been staging flash mobs and other various crowd-sourced pranks and performances for years, and while I must admit, they've done a few entertaining things (Staging scenes from Star Wars on the subway, having dozens of people wear blue polo shirts and khaki pants and flood into a Best Buy store), I can't help but feel douche-chills when I watch most of their stuff - it just seems so damn self-aware and lame now - and even more so when it's portrayed in scripted media (I love Weeds, but this scene was a definite low point for the show)

Here's their latest project - they get 3,000 losers to download an mp3 - they convene at various locations, and all press play at the same time. They then listen and follow the directions on the mp3. Is it really possible to be this bored in Manhattan? Douche. Chills.

Once Again, The Chinese News Distills America

In this installment, they fully explain California's Proposition 19, the marijuana legalization ballot measure. Is this really how we're perceived? Really?